Where Everything Turns Into Alcohol

Halló, ég heiti Guðrún Ísold Ingólfsdóttir, but you all who speak útlenska can call me Isolde. I represent Lýðveldið Íslands, or Iceland. I won't stand to you all insulting me in Vonlenska, though.

In a lifelong relationship with several brands of alcoholic beverages.


((Independent RP blog for Fem!Iceland. If you're wondering you KNOW that URL and all that sass, yes you know that xD
may be NSFW at times.))
Who I Follow

allfornorway:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

allfornorway:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

Yeah, I don’t need to be upset about being left in a volcanic island with no permanent animal population then being colonized by criminals and ignored for like five hundred years then passed on like a card whenever you guys felt fit.

Whoever has the time to remember all these little shits, anyway.

*plastered on smile*

Exactly, sounds fine, doesn’t it? Look at it this way - at least you got to spend time away from us. Not all of us were that lucky. |Shrugs.| I guess that might be why your sanity seems to still be mainly intact. 

Oh, just wait until a volcano erupts. I’m gonna be a blast to be around.

Well, you seem about ready to erupt on your own, so I don’t think I’ll have to. 

Now that was mean. Hekla is just a few years overdue, nothing major.

roleplayerscoffeeshop:

Reblog if you have or are willing to roleplay with a kid character!

roleplayerscoffeeshop:

Reblog if you have or are willing to roleplay with a kid character!

(via oimaammesuomi)

hugleikurdagsson:

GEEK ALPHABET which you can buy for money here.

sverigeofthenorth:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

sverigeofthenorth started following you

Hello and thank you for giving me more points than my own brother.

Ja, it’s fine. Nor was good but it wasn’t my favourite and apparently not my people’s either

Well, I’m glad.

If he was so unhappy, he could have sent a song that was less EuroCliché.

allfornorway:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

allfornorway:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

So the last one thousand years of blackmail were nothing, then.

I don’t need to pretend to be upset about that, I can be upset at another million things.

*smirk*

|Rolls his eyes.| Well, when you pick one along with whatever suitable punishment you think you can make me do, let me know. Preferably before another thousand years passes by. 

Yeah, I don’t need to be upset about being left in a volcanic island with no permanent animal population then being colonized by criminals and ignored for like five hundred years then passed on like a card whenever you guys felt fit.

Whoever has the time to remember all these little shits, anyway.

*plastered on smile*

Exactly, sounds fine, doesn’t it? Look at it this way - at least you got to spend time away from us. Not all of us were that lucky. |Shrugs.| I guess that might be why your sanity seems to still be mainly intact. 

Oh, just wait until a volcano erupts. I’m gonna be a blast to be around.

dannyloveshisarmani:

                                         My father was an oak
                                         The Earth moved when he spoke
                                         My father  c o n q u e r e d  seas
                                         But was not there for me.

(via norgesgard)

mapsontheweb:

Homicide Rates in Europe per 100,000 people

(via hellaisland)

trevo4folhas:

lunargift:

Hetalia AU where everything’s the same but Port is a tripeiro through and through, regardless of century or formality. Just imagine, this guy being in the presence of kings and emissaries and opening his mouth.

For example, when Columbus offered his services to John II. “Olha-me p’ra este, bais lá bais. Chegar á Índia p’lo Oeste? Estrelinha que te guie, caralhinho que te foda, amigo.”

Or the Peninsular Wars. “Fuoda-se António és memo um trengo, um gajo fica fodido contigo. Onde é que já se biu conbidar franceses p’ra te chegar a roupa ao pêlo? Dar-te no couro também eu sei.”

At anytime, really. “Já num se fazem reis como antigamente, agora é tudo alfacinhas e mouros e ninguém se desenmerda.”

"FCP FCP FCP"

Ouve-se na distância… morcão, morcão, morcão…

eyjanminfagragraena:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

eyjanminfagragraena:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

eyjanminfagragraena:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

eyjanminfagragraena:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

eyjanminfagragraena:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

eyjanminfagragraena:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

I’m 98% sure I’m not high. Should I call the animal control or…?

And the other 2% are?

The other 2% are the weird sandwich I ate for lunch.

What the fuck was even in your sandwich?

I’m… Not sure, to be honest. It was in the fridge for quite a while.

…rye bread, right? You’re high off LSD. See you in 12 hours.

Well, that would explain a lot.

I guess I’m going to take a nap, then. 

You go do that. Drink a lot of water.

How do you know so much about drugs?

… I may or may not have a stash of LSD in my bedroom.

…Oh.

… What’s that ‘oh.’

Just a casual ‘oh’, as in ‘oh, I wasn’t aware of that’.

Also you have three eyes.

Oh my god, go lay down.

eyjanminfagragraena:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

eyjanminfagragraena:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

eyjanminfagragraena:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

eyjanminfagragraena:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

eyjanminfagragraena:

eyjafjallajokullisnotakeysmash:

I’m 98% sure I’m not high. Should I call the animal control or…?

And the other 2% are?

The other 2% are the weird sandwich I ate for lunch.

What the fuck was even in your sandwich?

I’m… Not sure, to be honest. It was in the fridge for quite a while.

…rye bread, right? You’re high off LSD. See you in 12 hours.

Well, that would explain a lot.

I guess I’m going to take a nap, then. 

You go do that. Drink a lot of water.

How do you know so much about drugs?

… I may or may not have a stash of LSD in my bedroom.

…Oh.

… What’s that ‘oh.’